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James Dean Death Scene
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Interview with the Poolboy, Pt. 1
Nilesy, don't worry it's fine!
It's just- it's just a formality
It's just company procedure
Are you sure?
Yeah, we're really by the books at SipsCo.
We've basically got
I mean, don't worry about it whatsoever
Okay, so.
Okay.
I'm sittin' by the pool
I'm sippin' on a margarita
Bitches to my left
Bitches to my right
This interview is basically a technicality
You're a shoe-in for the job
So let's get to the questions
let's get to the questions
I'm parched. Okay, I'm sitting by the pool
The sun is beating down on me
I'm really thirsty
this is a multiple choice question, by the way
I call
my pool boy for a- a margarita
I really need one
I need to wet my whistle some fierce
do you
A) prepare the margarita and then run it over to me
B) take your already prepared margarita and run it over to me
or C) (hm-hm) take your already prepared margarita and slowly walk over to me
You do not run near the swimming pool
I'd love to make you a margarita
I would love to make you a freshly brewed one
But if it comes down to it
I'm gonna have to give you one that's room temperature
And not run any near that pool, sir
That's just dangerous
Okay, Nilesy, it was a trick question
But you're absolutely right, you should never run around a pool
Especially when you're carrying a delicous margarita
If you would've spilled that sucker, wow
I mean, I would be parched for at least another five minutes
Which I can't afford
So, you're absolutely right, Nilesy
You live to see another day!
I'm sittin' by the pool
I'm sippin' on a margarita
Bitches to my left
Bitches to my right
This interview is basically a technicality
You're a shoe-in for the job
So let's get to the questions
let's get to the questions
David Cameron - big friend of ours - is over at the pool
He's had a hard day at number ten
The Labour Party have been punishing him (they've been spanking him)
They've been spanking him, a prime ministers spanking
And now he's had enough
He takes off his shirt
And he says: poolboy!
Lube me up!
You walk over to him, and he offers you two bottles
A bottle of grade-A Sipsco dirtified lube (okay)
And a bottle of grade-A Sipsco muddified ultra lube
Which do you pick and why?
Okay, this is a tough one, and this might be- this might be the breaker for me
I hope you guys can see where I'm coming from here
I would go up to mr. Cameron, and I would say:
Mr. Cameron, as you can see, I am from Scotland
And I do not take kindly to be-
Yeah, sorry
I had- I had no idea he was Scottish!
Did- did- did he- did- did you know?
Let me out here, ya bums
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I'm gonna come out here, and I'm gonna pan your faces!
I'm sittin' by the pool
I'm sippin' on a margarita
Bitches to my left
Bitches to my right
This interview is basically a technicality
You're a shoe-in for the job
So let's get to the questions
let's get to the questions
Did- did- did he- did- did you know?
I don't know how he slipped by with that one
Did- did- did he- did- did you know?
I don't know how he slipped by with that one
Now, how would you be able to tell
Without me saying anything, 'cause sometimes I don't like to talk when I'm at the pool
Sometimes, I just want peace and quiet at the pool
I need a good lubing
I might need an exfoliation, I might not
How're you gonna tell, Nilesy? Answer me that!
Well, Sips, I'll be completely honest with you
A guy like you, I don't believe ever needs an exfoliation
Because your sin- your skin is just so beautiful, at all times
So if I (?) anything, this guy needs an exfoliation
I would be doing you an injustice, sir
Hmm.
The ball's in your court, Sips, you know how I feel about the Scottish
I love them, but...
Yeah, me too, I mean I- I'm not gonna hold it against him
And, it's true, my skin is pristine
I don't need an exfoliation
(It's chrystal clear)
Sometimes I just have one, just to laugh in the face of people who desperately need an exfoliation
Even though I don't need one
But, I guess I have the means to exfoliate
I'm just like: haha, you bastards!
(Ya bastards)
Time to exfoliate!
I'm sittin' by the pool
I'm sippin' on a margarita
Bitches to my left
Bitches to my right
This interview is basically a technicality
You're a shoe-in for the job
So let's get to the questions
let's get to the questions
I'm sittin' by the pool
I'm sippin' on a margarita
Bitches to my left
Bitches to my right
This interview is basically a technicality
You're a shoe-in for the job
So let's get to the questions
let's get to the questions
Another question from Sjin, then
And then we can hopefully get you back up to the top level, Nilesy
That's the aim
Okay
Okay, my question is: do you have any last words?
Erm, last words?
Because, there is no way back up to the top, Nilesy (yeah)
Oh, have I got the job?
Yeah, congratulations, Nilesy
You've got the job!
What?! What the-
Oh no, Sjin! It's not killing him!
I'm escaping!
Oh no! Noooo!
Good job, Sips! Good job!
He would have made a really terrible poolboy
He would have made a really terrible poolboy, Sjin
Yeah, nevermind, nevermind
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