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Slowcoach
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Slowcoach Old Dirty Bastard Fuck Master P
ODB! Not Master P!
{Despondent youth kneels and prays to a poster of the Old Dirty Bastard} You gotta get yourself out of jail because all these other rappers are kind of stale. I don't even know why people like that shit. It's just straight shit. It's just not ODB.
{Father says to son} You can choose not to listen, you can just change the station!
{The ghost of ODB appears to the father and son} 'No you can't change the station, this is the Old Dirty Bastard speaking to you'
{The father is irate, and jerks at the Ghost as if he's inclined to attack} Can I change your mind?
{Ghost} 'Yeah, fuck you.'
{The child rises and begs} Can I make it funky?
{Ghost} 'Yes you can.'
{Father begins to pull his belt and approach the Ghost} Can I do this right here right now?
{Ghost raises hands, the room begins to swirl} 'No you cannot do anything.'
{Little birds tweet} There's bitches that know Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com and bitches that are hos Old Dirty Bastard fuck Master P
{Ghost, arms raised, with a look of indignance} 'You think you know what you're talking about? Ill na na no. Hell no. Fuck that dirty south. It's all about ODB! Hold up for a second while I play my guitar.'
{Ghost of ODB straps on a guitar, and begins playing}
{Father} You don't know shit.
{Ghost, after wailing on the guitar} 'That's about good there.'
{Father} You don't know nothing. Who spit in my drink?
{Ghost} 'I did. I'm the Old Dirty Bastard.'
{Father} This shit tastes like ass.
{Ghost} 'You been misinformed by the wrong informing people. They told you some shit.'
{Little birds tweet} There's bitches that know and bitches that are hos Old Dirty Bastard fuck Master P
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