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Rob Cantor
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Christian Bale Is At Your Party
*ding dong*
Christian Bale is at your party,
He's alone.
Eating all your queso dip,
Talking on your phone.
Uninvited, he just sort of walks into your home
'What don't you f**king understand?!'
Now Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece,
She is named Amanda but he's calling her Patrice.
He brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says:
'What don't you f**king understand?!'
Now he's stabbing at your wife
'What don't you f**king understand?!'
With a carrot for a knife
'Give me a f**king answer!'
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Making fun of your kazoo
*Kazoo Sounds :) *
'Oh good for you!'
Now he's running naked through the crowd,
Everyone can see he's terribly endowed, unabashedly,
Someone called the cops and they're coming up the block.
'F**k!'
Christian Bale is running from policemen on your street,
It's such a scene even Uncle Marvin has to tweet.
Taze him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat,
Repeating 'What don't you f**k---
They tackle him, cuff him now he's under their command.
But he's smiling! Almost like he has the upper hand.
A flash of light, Christian Bale has vanished into sand.
'What don't you f**king understand?!'
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