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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast( Crazy Ex Girlfriend Cast )
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Sex With a Stranger
Steppin' in the club All those eyes on me But there's only one pair that I see He got a tight ass bod, Big brown eyes Come on, cutie get between my thighs 'Cause I... I don't even know your name (It's Jason) Shh don't tell me, don't tell me Why... Don't we just call each other baby It'll be simpler
Hey sexy stranger, come back to my place, And I hope you're not a murderer! Kiss me, baby, all over the place, And please don't be a murderer! Please don't be a murderer! Pl-Pl-Please don't be a murderer!
I'm sorry, I'll stop talking 'bout the murderer thing Let me get back to playin' with your thing You got a beautiful ass, Strong ass arms-- Is that a gun?! Oh thank God, it's just your penis. Have... You been tested for STDs? Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com STDs, tell me please, STDs Then... Waited the three month window And got tested again Just makin' sure Most people don't know about the window.
Hey sexy stranger, let's go to my place, And please don't harvest my kidney. Don't give me that incredulous face I saw a movie like that on Lifetime!
Uh, your balls smell weird Your balls smell so much worse than I feared. You haven't aired out those balls in hours Please go wash your balls in the shower! The bathroom is right down the hall, ok? Please don't steal anything on the way (Don't steal!)
Hey sexy stranger, I'll be right back I just forgot to do the dishes Keep yourself horny, stay in the mood I promise I'll be back Okay, see you in a second, bye!
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