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Cool & Classy
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Colt 45
Wait a minute man Hey check this out man (Tell it!) It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick right? Hey. He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (Fish market?) He stopped he took a deep breath he said: 'Woooo, good morning, ladies!' Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
You like that shit man? (That's pretty good!) Hey man, I've got a gang of that shit, man. I'll tell you what, my man on the guitar, Hey, fool on the drum. Hey, everybody's crowding around the mic, I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got, But first I'mma start off like this, hey help me sing it, homeboy
Said Colt 45 and two Zigzags, Baby, that's all we need We can go to the park after dark And smoke that tumbleweed. As the marijuana burn we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint, Pick out the seeds and stems Feeling high as hell, Flyin' through Palmdale Skatin on Dayton rims So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe De Ville If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby will.
Well it was just sundown in small white town They call it Eastside Palmdale (Well.) When the Afroman walked through the white land Houses went up for sale (Sale) Well, I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs When I met a little girl named Jan (Jan) I let her ride in my caddy Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan We fucked on the bed Fucked on the floor Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro Then I fucked to the left (left) Fucked to the right (right) She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba Got my ass lookin' like a zebra I put on my clothes and I was on my way Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet So I ran - I jumped out the back window But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four Oh, he beat me to the left He beat me to the right The motherfucker whooped my ass all night But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad That's the best damn pussy I ever had Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine I'mma fuck that bitch just one more time
Colt 45 and two Zigzags, Baby, that's all we need We can go to the park after dark And smoke that tumbleweed. As the marijuana burn we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint, Pick out the seeds and stems Feeling high as hell, Flyin' through Palmdale Skatin on Dayton rims So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe De Ville If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby will.
I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair, but damn she looked good I took her to my house because she was fine But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan Never made love with an African I fucked her once, (once) I fucked her twice (twice) Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya) I met a woman in the heart of Australia Had a big butt and big titties too So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass and she said Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
I met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky Said I brought some chicken if you just fuck me I came in her mouth, it was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
Colt 45 and two Zigzags, Baby, that's all we need We can go to the park after dark And smoke that tumbleweed. And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong (Hey wait a minute, man, check this out...) And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee Her titties were filled with Hennessy That country music really drove me crazy But I rode that ass and said 'Yes, Miss Daisy!'
Met this lady in Oklahoma Put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
Met a real black girl down in South Carolina Fucked her until she turned into a white albina
Fucked this hooker in Iowa I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in Georgia Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy hoe She just ran across the border of Mexico Fine young thing said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla I wanna get married but I can't afford it I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported
Colt 45 and two Zigzags, Baby, that's all we need We can go to the park after dark And smoke that tumbleweed. And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong (Hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit) And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Have you ever went over a girls south to front But the pussy just ain't no good (Say what?!?) I mean you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet Plus you in the wrong neighborhood So you try to play it off and eat the pussy But it take her so long to come (Say what?!?) Then a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend And he asks you where you from
So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain You start talkin' real fast But he already mad cause you fuckin' his wife So he start beatin' on yo' ass Now your clothes all muddy Your nose all bloody Your dick was hard but now its soft (What?) You thought you had a girl to rock your world Now you still gotta go jack off
Said Colt 45 and two Zigzags, Baby, that's all we need We can go to the park...
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