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Myq Kaplan & Micah Sherman
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We're Different (You Say Trouser Snake, I Say Schlong)
Micah is tall And I don't suffer from depression
Myq. I'm not a Jew at all So I can get into heaven
Alright. I am a vegan
And peolple don't hate me
Miach good at sports... And I do to
Really? I'm not a liar
Ping pong is a sport
You're a liar
And I'm not short
You're clearly lying right now Myq, look at you
And you get way too hung up on details
I just want to be honest with these nice people
Yeah We're different
We're differnt
Tomato
Steak
We're differnt
Pototo
Cake
We're differnt
PototoCake
Kanish
We're differnt But we're still friends
I don't read that much
Look at me I do
I watch a lot of stupid TV
I actually do to But I don't think TV is all that stupid nesscarlly There has been a lot of great shows throught TV's history For example have you seen Buffy The Vampire Slayer?
I 've never seen Buffy.
Well you should
I've been busy watching America's Next Top Chef
Don; t you mean Top Model, or Top Chief Next Top Model Next Top Chief is not a show Why?
The reason? I don't know Maybe because it's a
Background sound track for my depression
We're differnt
Either
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com I hate myself
We're differnt
Neither
Woo! Cake!
We're differnt
Neither cake
Nor candy
For shield me
From my eternal agony
Truthfully I'm not really all that depressed
And I'm not really all that Jewish
I have a really nice girlfriend
Me to-ish
But mine broke up with me
So this song is a liar
But that dosen't really matter to me
Of course
We're differnt
Tamether
Potither
Together
Togither
Mcgeiver
MacGyver?
Yeah We put our different parts together Because we're friends
Yeah. ...Woah woah That sounds a little mcgayver, buddy Are you talking about putting our private parts together Like sword fighting?
Oh no no no no Not fighting Like working together Like MacGyver had to do with whatever he had around to defuse a bomb Like with paper clips ...Or our pensis'
OKAY!
We're differnt
He's not so blue
He's not so Jew
We're differnt From you, and you, and you We're differnt We're rubber You're glue We put our differnt parts together Because we're friends Defusing bombs with our
Trouser Snake (MYQ: Schlong)
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